تو باز اومدی آتیش بیاره معرکه شدی بچه جون؟
اینجا داریم مردارو به چالش میکشیم،تو خودتو قاطی نکن
میبین خودشون رو همه جا قاطی میکنند؟؟؟
ضدحالی به مردا
- شروع کننده موضوع sahar68
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میبین خودشون رو همه جا قاطی میکنند؟؟؟
سلام به همه
ببشيد خلاصه شده ببخشيده
اختصاري نوشتم بهتر درك بشه
نميدونستم مشكل بدتر ميشه كه
سلام سحر جونم
جيگرتووووو
مرسي از حمايتت
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حالا اگه مثلا در اين جريان ..... بودن ...........
واقعا چقد خوبه كه انقد دخترا هواي همديگرو دارن
من هميشه همراهتم
kar20
عضو جدید
خوب چشمتو گذاشتی انتظار داری نرن تو چشمت ؟؟؟هاها
از کی تا حالا تمام خوبی ها جمع شده تو اقایون ؟؟؟
شما به ظاهر اقایون چی دارین که خانوما بهتون حسودی کنند؟
تا حالا دیده شده که اقایون به خانوما حسودی کردن(البته بعضی ها)
چشم خودم نیست حول نشید
از مقتی که خدا آدم رو آفرید همه خوبیها رو یی هو داد بهمون
ما داریم
اون (البته بعضی ها) راه فرار بود؟
http://www.www.www.iran-eng.ir/showthread.php?t=181440
از مقتی که خدا آدم رو آفرید همه خوبیها رو یی هو داد بهمون
ما داریم
اون (البته بعضی ها) راه فرار بود؟
http://www.www.www.iran-eng.ir/showthread.php?t=181440
kar20
عضو جدید
تو باز اومدی آتیش بیاره معرکه شدی بچه جون؟
اینجا داریم مردارو به چالش میکشیم،تو خودتو قاطی نکن
خوشحالم که از آقایون عزیز دفاع میکنم
یادش بخیر بچه که بودم
شما از از زمان حوا جز ایجاد چالش کاری دیگه ای هم کردید؟
http://www.www.www.iran-eng.ir/showthread.php?t=181440
یادش بخیر بچه که بودم
شما از از زمان حوا جز ایجاد چالش کاری دیگه ای هم کردید؟
http://www.www.www.iran-eng.ir/showthread.php?t=181440
تقسیم بندی مرد ها و زنها
گروه اول مردهائی هستند که دوست دارن خودشون رو بدبخت کنند! این دسته از مردان میرن زن میگیرن! (دیگه خودتون تا آخرشو بخونین!)
گروه دوم مردهائی هستند که دوست ندارن خودشونو بدبخت کنن، ولی تا چشم باز میکنن میبینن سه، چهار تا بچه مردم رو بدبخت کرده‌اند! این گروه میرن کشیش کلیساهای کاتولیک میشن!
آخرین گروه هم مردانی هستند که میرن زن میگیرن، بعدش بازهم میرن زن میگیرن، اونوقت میرن یه زن دیگه هم میگیرن و یه دو جین هم صیغه میکنن! این گروه میرن فقیه میشن و مرجع تقلید مسلمین جهان!
و اما زنها کلا به پنج گروه اصلی تقسیم میشن:
گروه اول زنهائی هستند که مردها رو بدبخت میکنن!
گروه دوم زنهائی هستند که اشک مردها رو در میارن!
گروه سوم زنهائی هستند که جون مردها رو به لبشون میرسونن!
گروه چهارم زنهائی هستند که کاری میکنن مردها روزی 18 بار (میانگین!) آرزوی مرگ کنن!
گروه پنجم زنهائی هستند که به اشتباه فکر میکنن جزو هیچکدوم از گروههای بالا نیستند (ولی هستند!!)
مردها کلا به سه گروه اصلی تقسیم میشن:گروه اول مردهائی هستند که دوست دارن خودشون رو بدبخت کنند! این دسته از مردان میرن زن میگیرن! (دیگه خودتون تا آخرشو بخونین!)
گروه دوم مردهائی هستند که دوست ندارن خودشونو بدبخت کنن، ولی تا چشم باز میکنن میبینن سه، چهار تا بچه مردم رو بدبخت کرده‌اند! این گروه میرن کشیش کلیساهای کاتولیک میشن!
آخرین گروه هم مردانی هستند که میرن زن میگیرن، بعدش بازهم میرن زن میگیرن، اونوقت میرن یه زن دیگه هم میگیرن و یه دو جین هم صیغه میکنن! این گروه میرن فقیه میشن و مرجع تقلید مسلمین جهان!
و اما زنها کلا به پنج گروه اصلی تقسیم میشن:
گروه اول زنهائی هستند که مردها رو بدبخت میکنن!
گروه دوم زنهائی هستند که اشک مردها رو در میارن!
گروه سوم زنهائی هستند که جون مردها رو به لبشون میرسونن!
گروه چهارم زنهائی هستند که کاری میکنن مردها روزی 18 بار (میانگین!) آرزوی مرگ کنن!
گروه پنجم زنهائی هستند که به اشتباه فکر میکنن جزو هیچکدوم از گروههای بالا نیستند (ولی هستند!!)
خوشحالم که از آقایون عزیز دفاع میکنم
یادش بخیر بچه که بودم
شما از از زمان حوا جز ایجاد چالش کاری دیگه ای هم کردید؟
http://www.www.www.iran-eng.ir/showthread.php?t=181440
بله خیلی کارا کردیم.مثلا دم مردایی مثل تورو قیچی کردیم
راستی آقایون هم خوشحالن تو ازشون دفاع میکنی!
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Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.
1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.
2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.
3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.
4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.
5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.
6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.
7) If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.
8) Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.
9)When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off and then you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.
10) Normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.
11) When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.
12) The only thing that you predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.
13) Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more.
14) A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.
15) Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace
16) Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.
17) Women are like computers: you always want what others have and they want what you have but you cannot switch even for a trial basis.
18) Women are like computers in that when you get them you are sure that they are the best. But when the days go back, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.
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Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.
1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.
2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.
3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.
4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.
5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.
6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.
7) If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.
8) Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.
9)When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off and then you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.
10) Normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.
11) When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.
12) The only thing that you predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.
13) Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more.
14) A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.
15) Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace
16) Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.
17) Women are like computers: you always want what others have and they want what you have but you cannot switch even for a trial basis.
18) Women are like computers in that when you get them you are sure that they are the best. But when the days go back, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.
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Similarities Between Women and Computers
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.
1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.
2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.
3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.
4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.
5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.
6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.
7) If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.
8) Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.
9)When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off and then you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.
10) Normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.
11) When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.
12) The only thing that you predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.
13) Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more.
14) A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.
15) Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace
16) Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.
17) Women are like computers: you always want what others have and they want what you have but you cannot switch even for a trial basis.
18) Women are like computers in that when you get them you are sure that they are the best. But when the days go back, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.
یه روز یه کشیش به یه راهبه پیشنهاد می کنه که با ماشین برسوندش به مقصدش… راهبه سوار میشه و راه میفتن… چند دقیقهء بعد راهبه پاهاش رو روی هم میندازه و کشیش زیر چشمی یه نگاهی به پای راهبه میندازه… راهبه میگه: پدر روحانی ، روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو به خاطر بیار… کشیش قرمز میشه و به جاده خیره میشه… چند دقیقه بعد بازم شیطون وارد عمل میشه و کشیش موقع عوض کردن دنده ، بازوش رو با پای راهبه تماس میده… راهبه باز میگه: پدر روحانی! روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو به خاطر بیار!… کشیش زیر لب یه فحش میده و بیخیال میشه و راهبه رو به مقصدش می رسونه… بعد از اینکه کشیش به کلیسا بر می گرده سریع میدوه و از توی کتاب روایت مقدس ۱۲۹ رو پیدا می کنه و می بینه که نوشته: «به پیش برو و عمل خود را پیگیری کن… کار خود را ادامه بده و بدان که به جلال و شادمانی که می خواهی می رسی»!
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روزی مردی به سفر میرود و به محض ورود به اتاق هتل ، متوجه میشود که هتل به کامپیوتر مجهز است . تصمیم میگیرد به همسرش ایمیل بزند . نامه را مینویسد اما در تایپ ادرس دچار اشتباه میشود و بدون اینکه متوجه شود نامه را میفرستد . در این ضمن در گوشه ای دیگر از این کره خاکی ، زنی که تازه از مراسم خاک سپاری همسرش به خانه باز گشته بود با این فکر که شاید تسلیتی از دوستان یا اشنایان داشته باشه به سراغ کامپیوتر میرود تا ایمیل های خود را چک کند . اما پس از خواندن اولین نامه غش میکند و بر زمین می افتد . پسر او با هول و هراس به سمت اتاق مادرش میرود و مادرش را بر نقش زمین میبیند و در همان حال چشمش به صفحه مانیتور می افتد: گیرنده : همسر عزیزم موضوع : من رسیدم میدونم که از گرفتن این نامه حسابی غافلگیر شدی . راستش انها اینجا کامپیوتر دارند و هر کس به اینجا می اد میتونه برای عزیزانش نامه بفرسته . من همین الان رسیدم و همه چیز را چک کردم . همه چیز برای ورود تو رو به راهه . فردا میبینمت . امیدوارم سفر تو هم مثل سفر من بی خطر باشه . وای چه قدر اینجا گرمه !!
خدایش خیلی تاپیک پر محتوایی بود دستت درد نکنه
زیر خاکی؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟شما چرا داری هی زیر خاکی میاری بالا؟
مردا رو میگی/
Similarities Between Women and Computers
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.
1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.
2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.
3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.
4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.
5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.
6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.
7) If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.
8) Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.
9)When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off and then you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.
10) Normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.
11) When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.
12) The only thing that you predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.
13) Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more.
14) A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.
15) Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace
16) Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.
17) Women are like computers: you always want what others have and they want what you have but you cannot switch even for a trial basis.
18) Women are like computers in that when you get them you are sure that they are the best. But when the days go back, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.
(میخواستم بگم زبانم خیلی خوبه همه شو خوندم مثلا !
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